1950s Alan Pardew
12/27/12:
Brother: Observation: Alan Pardew looks like he belongs in an era when Sir Homeless was actually young, which is to say he looks like he should be on Mad Men.
Me: Alan Pardew is like Roger Sterling’s uncool British cousin.
Yesterday:
Brother: Man, 1950s Alan Pardew has been replaced by homeless unshaven Alan Pardew. Not a good look.

