HSPN: Hair & Sports Programming Network

A girl and her brother, on hair in football*.
* Soccer, for our fellow Yanks.

1950s Alan Pardew

12/27/12:

Alan Pardew, 29 September 2012

Brother: Observation: Alan Pardew looks like he belongs in an era when Sir Homeless was actually young, which is to say he looks like he should be on Mad Men.

Me: Alan Pardew is like Roger Sterling’s uncool British cousin.

Yesterday:

Alan Pardew, 13 March 2013

Brother: Man, 1950s Alan Pardew has been replaced by homeless unshaven Alan Pardew. Not a good look.