"[Mr Berezovsky was] an unimpressive, and inherently unreliable, witness, who regarded truth as a transitory, flexible concept, which could be moulded to suit his current purposes. … [Mr Abramovich was] a truthful, and on the whole reliable, witness.
Brother: Quote taken from the judge in the case Roman won yesterday. The addendum to the end of that quote should be ‘He also had a henchman with a gun to my head.’ Roman is the best; why on earth would you take him to court? I wouldn’t take him to court even if the case was Are stonewashed jeans cool: the me vs. Roman Abramovich trial.
Me: Um, I would totally prosecute Roman in the Are stonewashed jeans cool case. This would be Exhibit A:
I probably wouldn’t even have to provide witnesses or a closing statement and I’d still win the case.