Me: So I’m dumb and I thought we’d get to wear the star on our league kits, too, and am now disappointed that we don’t.
Brother: Yeah, you just wear them in the Champions League. I guess you could put stars for the number of Premierships you won.
Me: I’m enough of a jerk that I would wear the CL star all the time on everything. And when I say all the time, I mean like on my street clothes, too. Underwear. Socks.
Me: It’s so many, though, that his kit would just be gold with specks of blue.
Brother: I’m sure he wears that kit under everything he wears.