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A girl and her brother, on hair in football*
* Soccer, for our fellow Yanks

The feast day of St. Fernando


(The old dude behind him is freaking me out.)

Today is Fernando Torres’ birthday—a day neither of us actually realized was coming, until I looked it up after my brother invented Hench Day.

As Big Haircut is, famously, the patron saint of the Hair Sports & Programming Network, we’re celebrating his feast day. Taking that literally, I challenge our readers to eat in honor of Torres. Be creative!

The rules:

  1. Nando’s does not count. That’s basically cheating.
  2. No Budweiser. It makes Fernando sad, but also no one should drink that piss.
  3. Post your food—descriptions and/or photos—below, with an explanation of its Torres-ness.


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