(The old dude behind him is freaking me out.)
Today is Fernando Torres’ birthday—a day neither of us actually realized was coming, until I looked it up after my brother invented Hench Day.
As Big Haircut is, famously, the patron saint of the Hair Sports & Programming Network, we’re celebrating his feast day. Taking that literally, I challenge our readers to eat in honor of Torres. Be creative!
- Nando’s does not count. That’s basically cheating.
- No Budweiser. It makes Fernando sad, but also no one should drink that piss.
- Post your food—descriptions and/or photos—below, with an explanation of its Torres-ness.