Me: So if you can score at will, maybe you should decide to score more often.
Me: Saw José's post-match and replay of the goal celebration: he confirmed that’s his son he walked up to. What I noticed is that the kid next to José, Jr. has a Surely shirt on (backwards, so you can see the name while he has a jacket on). Now I’m wondering if José made his kid wear one, too.
Brother: Actually, that kid is sponsored by Surely.
Brother: Holland book time. I mean, time for a sub.